Archimedean Turd

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Decorational Defecation
3D Printed 18K Plated Gold and Glazed Porcelain

$350

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the most beautiful turd in the world?

Mathematical Manure

The turds' geometry is based on the combination of an Archimedean spiral (r = a + bθ) and the Golden Ratio / Phi in triangles (a = 1, b = √φ, c = φ). The latter proportion is found in Egyptian Pyramids.


Exquisite Excrements

The premium turd is hand polished 18 carat gold plated brass. The other two are glazed porcelain, matte charcoal (dark grey) and glossy black.
All turds measures 4.5 x 4.5 x 3.4 cm
( 1.75 x 1.75 x 1.35 in).

More and high-res images here.


Droppings on demand

Turds are 3d printed on demand from a third party service called Shapeways. Learn more about the materials and printing process here and here. They ship from different places, depending on where you are. Please advice additional shipping cost.
Also, don't expect the most amazing unboxing experience...

$350

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