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the most beautiful turd in the world?

Mathematical Manure

The turds' geometry is based on the combination of an Archimedean spiral (r = a + bθ) and the Golden Ratio / Phi in triangles (a = 1, b = √φ, c = φ). The latter proportion is found in Egyptian Pyramids .

Exquisite Excrements

The premium turd is hand polished 18 carat gold plated brass. The other two are glazed porcelain, matte charcoal (dark grey) and glossy black.
All turds measures 4.5 x 4.5 x 3.4 cm
( 1.75 x 1.75 x 1.35 in).

More and high-res images here .

Droppings on demand

Turds are 3d printed on demand from a third party service called Shapeways . Learn more about the materials and printing process here and here . They ship from different places, depending on where you are. Please advice additional shipping cost.
Also, don't expect the most amazing unboxing experience...

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